A new, eerie web project called Digital Shadow combs through your Facebook profile and pulls together enough of your information to create a dossier creepy enough to make you want to quit social networking altogether.
Once you login and grant the site access to your Facebook profile, the system simulates a hacker attack and creates a list of “pawns” (friends who can betray you), “obsessions” (people you creep on the most) and “scapegoats” (people you would be willing to sacrifice), as well as photos of your favorite places and an analysis of your posting habits.
And if you thought that wasn’t enough to give you nightmares, it gets worse. Pulling together your education and information history, the website takes a crack at guessing your salary level and net worth. Additionally, based on your interests and activity, the site can generate a list of potential passwords, your personality and your likely locations.
This is actually pretty neat.
History doesn’t repeat,
Rashelle: Why are you wearing cutoff shorts over yoga pants?
Me: Cause I’m a grown up and I can do what I want.
Rashelles: dies laughing
What does it mean??
There’s just something about the bathroom at Cheers that makes me wanna take full length mirror selfies.
That my fucking brother just physically attacked me.
What the mother fuck.
I should have called the cops and pressed charges on his fucking dumb self centered violent ass.
My uncle is really good at chiropractic adjustments!
Cold sore the size of mars on my lip,
Bus totally ignored me standing at the stop,
My stupid fuck for a brother locked himself in my room (that I am so kindly letting him sleep in) and when I needed clothes to get ready and was pissed about the door being locked, he fucking blamed me for locking the door.
Why would I lock you in my bedroom?!
That makes absolutely no fucking sense.
What the fuck today?
Why do you have it out for me?