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Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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Jul 22, 2014 / 1,288 notes

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

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The opposite of lost, Nathaniel Russel
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nevver:

The opposite of lost, Nathaniel Russel

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Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses

This is the song that plays in Silence of the Lambs in Buffalo Bill’s basement.

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Jul 22, 2014 / 225 notes
You were my cup of tea,
I drink coffee now.
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Its my favorite time of day!
Bed time!
Jul 21, 2014 / 4 notes

Its my favorite time of day!
Bed time!

The bunnies keep me company at night
#nightshiftfriends #ineversmokealone
Jul 21, 2014 / 1 note

The bunnies keep me company at night
#nightshiftfriends #ineversmokealone

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
Jul 20, 2014 / 23,610 notes
breakingnews:

Legendary actor James Garner dies
AP: Oscar-nominated movie and TV legend James Garner has died, Los Angeles police confirm, adding that he died of natural causes aged 86 

Photo: Veteran actor James Garner, seen in 2009 file photo taken in Los Angeles (Nick Ut/AP Photo)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 348 notes

breakingnews:

Legendary actor James Garner dies

AP: Oscar-nominated movie and TV legend James Garner has died, Los Angeles police confirm, adding that he died of natural causes aged 86 

Photo: Veteran actor James Garner, seen in 2009 file photo taken in Los Angeles (Nick Ut/AP Photo)

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Jul 20, 2014

Can’t it just be 7am already?

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thereal1990s:

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

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